If I Made Up the Entirety of the Academy the Nods Would Look Like This:

BEST PICTURE

Slumdog Millionaire
Rachel Getting Married
Milk
WALL-E
The Dark Knight

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway-Rachel Getting Married
Meryl Streep-Doubt
Kate Winslet- Revolutionary Road
Cate Blanchett-Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Melissa Leo- Frozen River

BEST ACTOR
Sean Penn-Milk
Mickey Rourke-The Wrestler
Brad Pitt-Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dev Patel-Slumdog Millionaire
Leonardo DiCaprio-Revolutionary Road

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Emile Hirsch-Milk
Heath Ledger-The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder
Josh Brolin-Milk
Michael Shannon-Revolutionary Road

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz-Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Marisa Tomei- The Wrestler
Viola Davis-Doubt
Rosemarie Dewitt-Rachel Getting Married
Debra Winger-Rachel Getting Married

BEST DIRECTOR
Jonathan Demme-Rachel Getting Married
Andrew Stanton-WALL-E
Christopher Nolan-the Dark Knight
Gus Van Sant-Milk
Danny Boyle-Slumdog Millionaire

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Rachel Getting Married
WALL-E
Milk
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Wrestler

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Dark Knight
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Slumdog Millionaire
Revolutionary Road
Iron Man